Until very recently, True Prof. Kamal Das (TPKD) and his messiahs were believed to have preached the ideals of Human Unity in the City of Dawn. They even appeared to have bridged the divide between the East and the West. In fact, one of their favorite themes was: Auroville, Human Unity and Organization.
As TPKD and his messiahs were beginning to establish themselves as the messengers of Global Oneness, it even appeared that the days of Rudyard Kipling’s “East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet” had now become a thing of the past.
What very few people knew is that TPKD’s formula for solving the problem of Human Unity was the discovery of the following, finely but delicately balanced equation:
West + Human Unity = Western Union = Money Transfer.
This was universally symbolized as:
TPKD’s discovery of the Western Union was the most fundamental instrument for his achievement in uniting the West with his own, unique ideals of Human Unity. Because with lots of money transfers, one could freely globe trot all over the world from East to West and vice versa, seemingly uniting the world with the magic of airline tickets.
But then one day the “WC” suddenly decided to spoil TPKD’s private party. The messiahs of the Western Union were not welcome anymore to continue abusing the principles of Human Unity in the City of Dawn.
The finely but delicately balanced equation:
Money Transfer = Western Union = West + Human Unity
… got upset by the WC’s intervention.
As a result of the WC’s actions, TPKD had to immediately reformulate the equation to:
NO Money Transfer = NO Western Union = NO (West + Human Unity)
In other words, this equation has been concisely put into words by TPKD’s Chief Messiah:
“I would like to remind these Westerners not to take such chauvinistic positions, for one day or the other, the tide will turn and the docile Indians will rise up en masse, and then it will be too late to lisp beautiful quotations of Sri Aurobindo and the Mother on world unity.”
… For who cares about Human Unity if TPKD and his messiahs cannot benefit from it???
Moreover, in light of what is described above, back at the Sraddh Aloo Institute and Centre for Extremism, TPKD’s Physical and Chemical Engineering Division has therefore decided to announce to the world the results of their path-breaking Physico-Chemical Research that was conducted in their labs.
The Reaction and transformation can best be expressed by the following formula (see above for complete detailed explanation):
West + Human Unity = Western Union = Money Transfer
W + H U = WU = M T
Leading to
M T = WU = W + H
But when you add:
WC
You get:
NO M T = NO W U = NO (W + H U)
NO Money Transfer = NO Western Union = NO (West + Human Unity)
This reaction would naturally generate a lot of wasted heat in the form of heated exchanges. The Engineering Team of TPKD has therefore devised new methods of converting this useless Thermal Power into purposeful Kinetic Energy. For example this Thermal Power of hot words could be used to kinetically make “tides turn” or people “rise up en masse” or transport crowds for the purpose of a Dharna to be conducted somewhere.
At the right moment this Kinetic Power could be reconverted into its primal Thermal Energy Form by reverting to Hot Words and abuses being hurled at some passers-by. Unfortunately the techniques of entire re-conversion of this energy has not yet been perfected and the residual kinetic energy gets dissipated in the form of pulling and pushing of the passers-by which could result in violation of certain laws leading to some unpleasant consequences for the emanators of Kinetic Energy
However, Team of TPKD assures it admirers that considerable resources are being pumped into new research in order to ensure that the Kinetic action of the Dharnaists remains invisible to all including CCTV cameras, even those equipped with infra-red sensors or Extra-Sensory Lie Receptors (Extra-SLR) lenses.
Chief Unclear Scientist: Dr. RYD-mentia.
True Prof Kamal Das 